Automated Social Networking Bots with Twitter and Facebook integration

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#start
[statement]
[statement_misspelled]
[today]
[today_misspelled]

#statement_misspelled
[statement1]
[statement2]
[statement3]
[statement4]

#statement1
{filter : common_misspell }
[statement]

#statement2
{filter : drop_letter }
[statement]

#statement3
{filter : swap_neighbors }
[statement]

#statement4
{filter : repeat_letter }
[statement]

#statement
[trend] is [bad][punc]
[trend] is [bad] [i_suppose][punc]
[trend] is [good][punc]
[trend] is [good] [i_suppose][punc]
[trend] is [good][punc] I [really] [like] [*trend][punc]
I [think] that [trend] is [bad][punc]
I [think] that [trend] is [good][punc]
I'm [very] [indifferent_about] [trend][punc]
I [dont_care_about] [trend][punc]
I'm [indifferent_about] [trend][punc]
[what_do_you_think_about] [trend]?
[my_feelings_about] [trend]? It's [good][punc]
[my_feelings_about] [trend]? It's [very] [good][punc]
[my_feelings_about] [trend]? It's [bad][punc]

#punc
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#what_do_you_think_about
What do you think about
What's up with
What's the deal with
What about
What's going on with

#i_suppose
I suppose
I guess
I believe
I think
in my humble opinion
I feel
according to me
as far as I'm concerned
as far as I know
from what I know

#my_feelings_about
My feelings about
What do I think about
My thoughts on
Me and
What about
Concerning
About

#trend
 #[_twitter_trend]
[_twitter_trend]

#think
think
feel
believe
suppose

#very
quite
very
very much

#bad
[a_load_of] rubbish
[a_load_of] crap
[a_load_of] poo
[simply] [a_load_of] rubbish
[simply] [a_load_of] crap
[simply] [a_load_of] poo
nothing special
boring
[simply] boring
not so great
not worthy of my time
[simply] not worthy of my time
not very good
not great
so-so
tolerable
unexceptional
bad
[simply] bad
just plain bad
terrible
[simply] terrible
awful
[simply] awful
worthy [to_poo_on]
[simply] worthy [to_poo_on]

#to_poo_on
to poo on
to spit on
to dump on
to take a crap on

#a_load_of
a load of
total
complete
a big pile of
a huge pile of
utter
nothing but

#simply
simply
completely
utterly
justifiably
generally
just
merely
purely
basically
fundamentally
in essence
in effect
really

#good
great
wonderful
nice
incredible
first-class
first-rate
superior
fine
excellent
decent
respectable
enjoyable
pleasant
satisfactory
agreeable
lovely
delightful
pleasant
super

#dont_care_about
don't care about
don't give a crap about
couldn't care less about
don't think about
don't concern myself with
am bored with

#indifferent_about
uncaring about
indifferent about
apathetic about
unsympathetic about
uninterested in
unmoved by

#really
really
very much

#like
like
love
enjoy
take pleasure in
am fond of
adore
worship

#ahh
Ahhhh
Ahh
Yeah
Oh yeah
Yup
Yes
Well
OK

#hmm
Hmm
Hmmmm
Jeez
Crap
Arggh
Well
OK

#today_is_a
today is a
today's a
what a
it's a

#which_is
which is
and that's
which I think is
which I guess is

#today_misspelled
[today]
[today1]
[today2]
[today3]

#today1
{filter : misspell }
[today]

#today2
{filter : drop_letter }
[today]

#today3
{filter : swap_neighbors }
[today]

#today
What a [good] day[punc]
What a [bad] day[punc]
[ahh] [today_is_a] [good] day[punc]
[hmm] [today_is_a] [bad] day[punc]
Today is [_today_day_of_week]... [which_is] [bad][punc]
Today is [_today_day_of_week]... [which_is] [good][punc]
[_today_day_of_week]s... [bad][punc]
[_today_day_of_week]s... [good][punc]